CD hain par usme sex nahin hain.
Marksheet hain par degree nahi hain.
Ram hain par mandir nahi hain.
Bhashaan hain par vikaas nahi hain.
MoU hain par investment nahi hain.
Corruption hain par arrests nahin hain.
Swiss bank accounts hain par naam nahi hain.
(Courtesy Veer Pal Kamal Ji)
Chaoukidaar hain par tijori mein paisa nahi hain.
Swacha Bharat cess hain par Bharat Swaccha nahi hain.
And last but not the least, Pradhan Sevak hain par insaan nahi hain !!
-Amit Behera
"And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in."
Haruki Murakami
Was the Konkan Railways constructed by the Indian Army?
Just the other day, I was reading about Konkan Railways. An extremely challenging route of 738 Kilometers through some of the most difficult terrain was constructed in less than 10 years.
The Konkan Railway Corporation Limited was incorporated on 19 July 1990 and the track opened for traffic on 26 January 1998. There is about 2000 big and small bridges and 92 tunnels in the entire track length. The longest tunnel is the Karbude Tunnel and is 6.5 Kms long. The Panvell Viaduct (210 ft.) constructed on this line was the third tallest viaduct in Asia when the line was completed.
And now a BJP government needs the Indian Army to construct a footbridge over tracks in the Elphinstone Station?
What is one to say about this if not a stupid political gimmick?
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The owner of an underwear making company was having a tough time with stock shortages.On departure for home all worker's bags were searched and everything always seemed to be OK. All security measures you can think of were put in place, Auditors were called in but still no one was caught and stock continued to disappear.All workers including management were checked on departure, each wearing just one underwear and no one was caught with more than one pair.
Then one day security was advised to check all workers on arrival. He got shock of his life when he found that all the workers including management had no underwear on them.
This is not a joke. This is a reality about corrupt people. There is no suitably used system to check what the corrupt person wore when that person entered the factory.
आप किसी सरकारी अस्पताल में चले जाएं ,वहां 2-4 घन्टे व्यतीत करें ,फिर आपको समझ मे आ जायेगा सरकारे क्या करती हैं , आप अस्पताल के स्टाफ,डॉक्टर को दोष नही दे सकते, हो सकता है कुछ गलत हों उनमे से ,असंवेदनशील भी ,परन्तु किसी व्यक्ति की कार्यक्षमता से अधिक बोझ, उसके कार्य के स्तर को प्रभावित करता है,साथ ही साथ असंवेदनशील बना देता है ,अस्पतालों में भी यही स्थिति है, डॉक्टर कम, स्टाफ कम, मरीजो का बोझ, स्वाभाविक है असंवेदनशील हो जाएंगे ही ।
अस्पताल में अमूमन गरीब परिवार वाले ही जाते हैं ,सौंदर्यविहीन मरीज, हमारी संवेदनशीलता भी सौन्दर्यप्रेमी हो चुकी है, गरीब,बूढ़ी, गन्दी ,काली-सांवली महिलाओं में सौंदर्य कहा मिलेगा,फिर उनका इलाज भी तो जानवरो की तरह ही होगा ?
कल द्रवित हो गया मन, दिल भर आया, अस्पताल को देखकर, काश यह शराबबन्दी,दहेजबन्दी जैसी नौंटकी बन्द कर के सरकार अस्पतालों पर ,स्कूल और कॉलेजों पर ध्यान देती ।
Via ~ मदन तिवारी ~
Lost in thoughts, I wasn’t adequately alert this morning. So on drawing 10k at an ATM I walked out of the booth, forgetting to collect the cash from the mouth of the machine’s bin. I woman in a blue dress was awaiting her turn as I passed by. Having walked about fifty steps, I realised I had forgotten to collect the money I withdrew. But by then, the cash had disappeared. So had the woman.
So much for honesty. But I’ve none else except myself to blame.
Lao Tzu, on who is a good leader
"A leader is best when people barely know that he exists, not so good when people obey and acclaim him, worst when they despise him. Fail to honor people, They fail to honor you. But of a good leader, who talks little, when his work is done, his aims fulfilled, they will all say, "We did this ourselves." "
Lao Tzu : Chapter 17, Tao Te Ching, fundamental text for Taois
"There are some bored foreigners, with full stomachs, who have nothing better to do than point fingers at us ... First, China doesn't export Revolution; second, China doesn't export hunger and poverty; third, China doesn't come and cause to you headaches, what more is there to be said." -- Xi Jinping
The paradox of our times
A box of chocolates named Cadbury's Celebrations costs 160/- but the chocolates inside the box are worth just 125/- (at MRP)
The box goes right into the dustbin.
But it is the penchant for a big box of gift that makes many of us give the box rather than giving extra loose chocolates.
No wonder it is called 'Celebrations'. The company laughs all the way to the bank.
Vinod Chand
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How to Sell Combs to Monks ?
3 sales professionals applied to work for a huge company. As they were all evenly qualified, the interviewer decided to set a sales challenge and the person who sold the most would be awarded the job.
The challenge was to sell combs to monks of any temple up in the mountains. "You have 3 days, and the person who sells the most will get the job" said the interviewer.
After 3 days, the 3 applicants returned, and reported their results.
Candidate 1 said "I managed to sell one comb. The monks scolded me, saying I was openly mocking them. Disappointed, I gave up and left. But on my way back, I saw a junior monk with an itchy scalp; he was constantly scratching his head. I told him the comb would help him with his scratching and he bought one comb"
Candidate 2 said "That's good, but I did better. I sold 10 combs." Excited, the interviewer asked "How did you do it?" Candidate 2 replied "I observed that the visitors had very messy hair due to the strong winds they faced while walking to the temple. I convinced the monk to give out combs to the visitors so they could tidy themselves up and show greater respect during their worship."
Candidate 3 stepped up "Not so fast, I sold more than both of them." "How many did you sell" asked the interviewer.
"A Thousand Combs"
"Wow! How did you do it?" the interviewer exclaimed.
"I went to one of the biggest temples there, and thanked the Senior Master for serving the people and providing a sacred place of worship for them. He was very gracious and said he would like to thank and appreciate his visitors for their support and devotion. I suggested that the best way would be to offer his visitors a momento and the blessing of Buddha. I showed him the wooden combs which I had engraved words of blessings and told him people would use the combs daily and would serve as a constant reminder to do good deeds. He liked the idea, and proceeded to order a thousand combs"
"You got lucky," one of the other candidates said bitterly.
"Not really," the interviewer countered.. "He had a plan, which was why he had the comb engraved prior to his visit. Even if that temple did not want it, another one surely would."
"There is more," the third candidate smiled. "I went back to the temple yesterday to check on the Master. He said many visitors told their friends and family about the comb with the Buddha's blessing. Now even more people are visiting every day. Everyone is asking for the comb, and giving generous donations too! The temple is more popular than ever, and the Master says he will run out of the combs in a month... and will need to order more!"
Learning Points:
The three different candidates show us the different levels of sales performance:
Candidate 1 displayed the most basic level, which is to meet the prospect's personal needs. The monk with the itchy scalp had a personal need; it was specific to him only.
Candidate 2 shows the next level - anticipating and creating new needs for the prospect. Perhaps the monk doesn't have an obvious need for the comb, but how can it still be beneficial to him? When you can educate the prospect on new possibilities and benefits for his business, you are already outperforming your competitors.
Candidate 3 demonstrates the best level of all; an ongoing relationship resulting in repeat sales and referrals. Everyone was a winner, the monk, the devotees, the 3rd candidate and the interviewer. Help your prospects benefit their prospects, to create maximum value. View each prospect not as individuals, but also their contacts and network beyond them. See each customer as lifetime clients instead of one time sales.
Our beliefs and thoughts shape our actions and ultimately our results.
When faced with a challenge, how do you respond? And how big do you think?
Variations on the quote below have been misattributed as a response to a toast, by John Swinton, as "the former Chief of Staff at the New York Times", before the New York Press Club in 1953. However, research reveals that Swinton (1829-1901), after moving to New York, wrote an occasional article for the New York Times and was hired on a regular basis in 1860 as head of the editorial staff. Afterward holding this position throughout the Civil War, he left the paper in 1870 and became active in the labor struggles of the day. He later served eight years in the same position on the New York Sun and later published a weekly labor sheet, John Swinton's Paper.
The remarks were apparently made by Swinton, then the preeminent New York journalist, probably one night in 1880. Swinton was the guest of honour at a banquet given him by the leaders of his craft. Someone who knew neither the press nor Swinton offered a toast to the independent press. Swinton outraged his colleagues by replying:
There is no such thing, at this date of the world's history, in America, as an independent press. You know it and I know it.
There is not one of you who dares to write your honest opinions, and if you did, you know beforehand that it would never appear in print. I am paid weekly for keeping my honest opinion out of the paper I am connected with. Others of you are paid similar salaries for similar things, and any of you who would be so foolish as to write honest opinions would be out on the streets looking for another job. If I allowed my honest opinions to appear in one issue of my paper, before twenty-four hours my occupation would be gone.
The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press?
We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes.
गुरू ज्ञान 🌹
🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿
👉नाई से उधारी में दाढ़ी
👉या फिर सेकंड हैण्ड गाड़ी,
👉नॉन वेज होटल में वेजिटेरियन खाना,
👉बिना पानी देखे टॉयलेट में जाना,
🙏कभी नहीं, कभी नहीं !!🙏
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
🌹 गुरू ज्ञान 🌹
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👉चोरी के डर से पड़ोसी को सुलाना,
👉कम उम्र की महिला को आंटी बुलाना,
👉लंगर की पंक्ति में आखिर में बैठना,
👉और पत्नी से उसके मायके में ऐंठना,
🙏कभी नहीं, कभी नहीं !!🙏
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
🌹 गुरू ज्ञान 🌹
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👉बिना हाथ दिए गाड़ी मोड़ना,
👉सफ़र में सहयात्री के भरोसे अटैची छोड़ना,
👉चिपकू मेहमान को बढ़िया खाना खिलाना,
👉टीचर के बच्चे को ट्यूशन पढ़ाना,
🙏कभी नहीं, कभी नहीं !!🙏
👆👆👆👆👆👆👆
🌹 गुरू ज्ञान 🌹
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👉साले की बुराई,
👉शक्की को दवाई,
👉प्रेमी कोे दोस्त से मिलाना,
👉पत्नी को असली इन्कम बताना,
👉नवजात कुत्ते के बच्चे को सहलाना,
👉पहलवान की बहन से इश्क लड़ाना,
🙏कभी नहीं, कभी नहीं !!🙏
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
🌹 गुरू ज्ञान 🌹
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👉दो नंबर की कमाई रिश्तेदार के नाम रखना,
👉सुंदर जवान नौकरानी को काम पर रखना,
👉पत्नी से सुंदर प्रेमिका को बताना,
👉और पुलिस वाले को मकान में किराये पर रखना,
🙏कभी नहीं कभी नहीं
👌Nice line🌻🌹🥀🌷🌾
*ढूंढना ही है तो परवाह करने*
*वालों को ढूंढ़िये ...*
*इस्तेमाल करने वाले तो ख़ुद ही*
*आपको ढूंढ लेंगे...
🌞🙏 *सुप्रभात* 🙏🌞
काम ऐसे करो कि लोग आप को TV में देखें,
ना कि CCTV 😬 में ...☠️👽☠️
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Seeing a diwali Rocket, just realised
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That if we have to reach greater heights in life, we have no choice but to take the support of the bottle😊😉☺😍
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A Gujju bought a well from a Jew.
The next day while on his way to market he met the Jew who told him "brother I have sold the well to you but I have not sold the water,if you use the water you will have to pay for it"
The Gujju replied "in fact I was planning to come to your place and ask you to empty the water and if you don't do it than you will have to pay the rent for the water ."
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